Find some roller skates (not blades), and shoot a 15 second demo video trying to get sponsored.

Kitties and Titties
Loading the player...
Download
Super freaky #questival
Do you really want to know?
Loading the player...
Download
#teamdoyoureallywanttoknow Sponser this awesomeness! #questival
Llamaste B*tches
Loading the player...
Download
#questival
7th Circle of Hell
Loading the player...
Download
The best skater out there #questival