Find some roller skates (not blades), and shoot a 15 second demo video trying to get sponsored.

Kachow!
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The totem is safely clutched in her hand. #kachow #questival
Udder Cow Adventures
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Suicide Red in the house!! #questival
Hoppy Llamas
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this would the best use of your sponshorship money ever! #questival
Wallyhood
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Sponsor us Cotopaxi! #questival
Run Now, Wine Later
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#80skid #Tacoma #fabulous #questival
illamanati
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#spritepleasegivememoneytoskate #illamanati #questival
We'll Think of a Name Later
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not going pro today (I'm too cool for it anyway) #questival