Find a lactating farm animal (i.e. cow, goat, etc.), and with permission from the owner, squirt the milk directly into your mouth.

Save the Drama for your Llama
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Lahmazing lactating cow #gotmilk #questival
The Little Mermaids
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Straight from the teet. #MilkWasABadChoice #questival