Order some food and record a review as if you are Anthony Bourdain.
Snack on the state fruit of Texas
Using tofu and other plant based foods sculpt a turkey.
Eat an entire can (15 oz minimum) of canned pumpkin baking filling as fast as you can. Post your time in the video description.
Go to a grocery store and pretend an avocado (or a similar looking item) is a dragon egg from Game of Thrones. Have a ceremony with a teammate to crown the Queen of the Dragons.
Bake cookies, share them with your nemesis.